March 2012
thebergeronprocess:
when sexual frustration means yelling in frustration at photos of hot men
Anonymous asked: you believe that its best to wash your hands before and after picking your nose
Anonymous asked: you hate pearl jam
Anonymous asked: you lick animal mucous
Anonymous asked: U GET ALL DA BUTTS & HONIES
Anonymous asked: you don't have any friends
Anonymous asked: you smell your own farts and imagine what they taste like
make an assumption about my real life and i'll... →
Anonymous asked: doesn't it make you angry that so many anons call you ugly etc etc?
do you ever really want to switch bodies with someone else
1 tag
whenever i get mad at someone for doing a ripoff of cosmo tips i just remind myself that they don’t have 15k followers too
doctor: what is wrong why have you come to see me
me: am i ugly
cosmo tip #192
astudyinnegativity:
expertcosmotips:
try farting in ziplock bags and hiding them around the house as a sexy surprise for your man. if he can recognise your scent you know he is the one!!!
This tip comes from Peter Griffin!
bummedtween:
i have accepted i will never have a boyfriend
matesprit:
i specialize in scaring off my followers.
how much money to have my feelings taken away
“canada isn’t a real country”
thank u for liking my misery
i think i’m getting sick
Anonymous asked: do you like to swallow cum.
Anonymous asked: how do you feel about cum.
how do you force boys to like you
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bummedtween:
i usually fall for assholes whats wrong with me
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege